Milkman's Crime Hell

Here are details of a shocking bit of crime in Stevenage, as released by Hertfordshire's constabulary.

"Theft – Mobbsbury Way, Stevenage. In the early hours of 14th October offenders have stolen 12 pints of milk from the victim’s milkfloat. Suspects described as a group of girls. "


With a description as precise as that, these slags will be in the slammer by tea time.