Ticket sales bonanza

Just heard that The Junction has sold more than 350 advance tickets for Half Man Half Biscuit on Wednesday. As we're the stage warmers, that means we'll be playing to roughly 300 people more than usual. Of course, some might say that most people will stay at the bar while the support band is on but that would be an act of pissing on chips. And that's not nice.

What I will say is this: It's a good job we've practised like bastards recently. Dying on arses in front of lots of people should be avoided where possible.

The Junction's got a new mighty PA too....and we're gonna be the first band to use it. Come the fuck on!

The voice of Big Bertha (episode three).